The Great Toy Size Debate of 2023

Welcome to the most epic decision of our time: toy size. It's a topic that has been debated by the greatest minds of our generation. Or, you know, at least the minds of the people who really love toys.

The Case for Large Toys

On one hand, large toys are great for building confidence. They're like, whoa, check out this massive plastic monstrosity!

But on the other hand, they take up a lot of space. Like, have you ever tried to store 17 giant stuffed animals in a closet?

The Case for Small Toys

On the other hand, small toys are great for portability. They're like, hey, check out this tiny plastic monstrosity that fits in my purse!

But on the other hand, they're just so... small. Like, what's the point of a toy that you can barely see?

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