html Try the new Restaurant - Option 2: The "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just Energetically Enthusiastic" Option

Option 2: "I'm prophets of the culinary arts, but I'm not a liar!"

Located at the edge of a cliff, this restaurant serves food that's off-the-chain, but not actually off-the-planet. Our chef is a culinary ninja, trained in the ancient art of flavor-jujitsu.

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Option 4: "The 'I'm Not a Fan of Food Criticisms' Option"

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