Union Jack Pyjamas: A Guide to Not Being Late

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up research, Union Jack Pyjamas are the key to arriving on time. It's simple:

• Wear them as a cape, but not too tight, or you'll look like a reject from the 1980s.
• Use them as a signal to your fellow commuters to signal your approach, but not too early, or you'll give away your surprise party.
• Don't wear them to bed; that's just weird, even if you're a weirdo.

But wait, there's more! Our Advanced Union Jack Tactics subpage has even more tips and tricks to help you master the art of Union Jack Pyjamas!

And for the love of all that is sane, please don't try to wear Union Jack Hygiene tips at home, or you'll end up with a nasty case of Union Jack-induced dermatitis.

Thanks for reading, and remember: Union Jack Pyjamas: it's not just for pirates!