Are you tired of waiting for what feels like an eternity for your browser to load? Do you find yourself longing for the days of dial-up internet?
Upgrade to a 56k modem for an even slower experience
Replace your current power source with a faster, yet more explosive, alternative
Trade in your current rendering engine for one that uses an absurd amount of RAM and CPU
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Upgrade to a squirrel-powered server for an experience that's truly one-of-a-kind