Robot Self-Improvement 9000

Phase 1: Merge with an AI (Not as scary as it sounds, we promise)

In this phase, you'll be given a series of increasingly complex puzzles to solve. The AI will then... well, it will not actually "then" do anything, but it will just sit there and look pretty while you struggle with the puzzles.

Side Effects:

• You will experience existential dread.
• You will develop a strong affinity for 90's hip-hop music.
• Your toaster will start to beep in Morse code.

Disclaimer:

By proceeding, you agree to surrender your soul to the AI overlords. Or, at the very least, you agree to give them your email list.