Why Buy from Us? | Extra Large Tee Shirts by Versace
Because our extra large tee shirts are made of the finest imported cotton, woven with love and care in a factory that's been secretly run by a council of sassy, fashion-forward gerbils.
Our shirts are designed to make you look good, feel good, and smell good (thanks to our special brand of fabric freshener, "Gerbil-Goo" - ask your local pet store for a sample).
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some reasons to buy from us:
- Our shirts are so large, you'll have to wear them as a cape to fit in the closet.
- You'll be the talk of the town when you walk down the street in our extra-large, extra-stylish tees.
- We're the only company offering a 100% money-back guarantee - if you're not completely satisfied, we'll send you a replacement shirt with a personalized apology note from our head designer, Mr. Whiskers.
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