Any individual who has ever worn a Versace belt, even if only for 5 minutes, is eligible to participate. No exceptions.
Submissions will be judged on creativity, comfort, and the sheer, unadulterated audacity of one's belt-wearing choices.
Each competitor must submit 3 images of themselves wearing their favorite Versace belt. No filters, no Photoshop, no excuses.
Submissions must be accompanied by a 500-word essay on the symbolism of their belt choice. This essay will be judged on depth, originality, and the number of times the words "Versace" appear.
The competition will be judged by a panel of esteemed experts in the field of belt-wearing.
Our judges include:
The winner will receive a year's supply of free Versace belts, a personalized certificate, and the adoration of their peers.
The runner-up will receive a year's supply of free Diet Coke, a participation trophy, and the knowledge that they will never be able to wear a Versace belt again without feeling inadequate.
Submissions are due on the first of April. Judging will occur on the 30th of June. The winner will be announced on the 1st of July.