Because who needs actual style when you can have style that's actually a complex system of 1s and 0s?
Our Binary Pants are not just pants, they're a work of art, a symphony of circuitry, a tapestry of code.
Each pair is handcrafted with love, care, and a dash of desperation to create the perfect blend of comfort and obfuscation.
Visit our FAQ page for answers to all your questions, or our Contact Us page to complain about the lack of pants in your life.