Versace Shoes for the Brooklyn Dodge: A Fashion Disaster

Because who needs subtlety when you're driving a 1980s-era muscle car through the streets of Brooklyn?

The Brooklyn Dodge, a behemoth of a vehicle that's equal parts gas guzzler and style abomination, deserves only the most ostentatious of accessories: Versace shoes.

Our collection includes:

• SoleMates: Shoes that will keep your toes in style while your car is in a perpetual state of overdrive
• High-Heeled Hysteria: Because who needs grip in the city when you can have Versace's finest heels?
• SneakPeeks: Versace's take on the classic moccasin - perfect for sneaking up on pedestrians in the park

Don't settle for bland, practical shoes when you can have Versace's over-the-top, eye-searing designs. Visit our SoleRiders Union for more information.