Congratulations, you've signed your life away!

By clicking the "Agree" button, you're now bound to the Contract of Sale, which includes but is not limited to:

• You will surrender all your worldly possessions, including your cat.
• You will work 24/7, without pay, in a windowless cube.
• You will eat only the company-provided, questionable meat patties.

Don't bother trying to sue; the Contract of Force is even more binding.