Extra Caffeine - What We Stand For (or Against)

As a community of highly caffeinated individuals, we stand for:

Early morning coffee sprints - Because, let's be real, it's the only time of day we can get any work done.
Binge-watching entire TV show seasons in one sitting - For research purposes, of course.
Excessive use of parentheses - To add an extra layer of clarity to our writing (or lack thereof).

And, of course, we stand against:

Quiet hours - Only on Sundays, but still.
Healthy eating options - Who needs fiber, anyway?
Early bedtimes - The only time we're not working, we're sleeping off our hangovers.