Decision Making Strategy: Scream Until They Listen

Because Logic is Overrated

When in doubt, just scream. It's a time-tested strategy that's sure to get the point across. Or, you know, get a few earplugs.

Key Features:

• No nuance required
• No consideration for others' feelings or sanity
• Results guaranteed (but not actually guaranteed, we're not lawyers)

Side effects may include: damaged hearing, permanent emotional trauma, and/or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to:

Advanced Screaming Techniques

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