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Stay with us! We may not have the fanciest codebase, but our developers are the real deal. We're the ones who actually know what we're doing, and we're here to stay. So, don't bother with those posers. Stay with us, and let's make some real progress.
Or if you just want to see the competition, visit the pretenders.