We love our cat because they're secretly ninjas, trained in the ancient art of stealth and deception.
Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, is a master of manipulation, able to turn off the lights in the room by simply walking in front of them.
He's also a skilled hacker, able to infiltrate our snack cabinet and retrieve treats in the dead of night.
We're not sure what kind of sorcery he's using, but we're not complaining.