Decisions with Ham but Without Bacon

The Unsettling Paradox

Welcome to the land of ham-filled decisions, where every option is a slippery slope of salty, savory goodness, but without the crispy, smoked charm of bacon. It's a world where you must confront the existential crisis of choosing between hammy delights and the crushing despair of a ham-less existence.

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