Decide, but Not Really

Decisions Made Easier with the Unconventional Decider 3000

Are you tired of making actual choices? Do you wish there was a way to delegate the burden of decision-making to a machine?

Look no further! The Unconventional Decider 3000 is here to help you decide, but only sort of.

Choose from the following options:

• Decide, but Don't Bother with the Details
• Make a Decision, But Only with a Hint of Irony
• Choose, Choose, Choose, But Only with a Side of Bacon