The Consequences of Your Decisions

You've reached the part of the website where we're going to make fun of you. Enjoy.

Here's a breakdown of your decisions:

1. Choosing to eat Cheetos for breakfast. More on this.
2. Believing that wearing plaid with polka dots is a good idea. The science behind this fashion choice.
3. Picking up a stranger in a parking lot. Why not to do this.