Chapter 1: The Art of Not Making a Decision

You know, sometimes you just don't know, and that's okay. It's like the universe is telling you to just go with it, man. Like that time you decided to wear those plaid pants. Or not.

• Procrastinate, it's like meditation, but with less zen.
• Just flip a coin, it's like, 50/50, right?
• Ask your cat, they're always right.
• Just make something up, it's called creative problem-solving.
• Call your mom, she's got this one covered.

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