The Folly of Overthinking: A Guide to Not Thinking Too Much

Welcome to Avocadonkey Associates, the world's premier consulting firm for people who overthink everything.

Our team of expert overthinkers will help you avoid the pitfalls of excessive deliberation and get on with the business of eating that donut.

Should I buy the donut? Ah, the eternal question.

Let us consider the following factors:

  1. Is the donut fresh? Has it been sitting on the counter for 3 days?
  2. Will the calories from the donut ruin my carefully planned diet?
  3. Am I allergic to gluten?
  4. Is there a donut shop across the street that's having a 'buy one get one free' sale?

Don't let the donut industry's siren song lure you into overthinking, call us for guidance!

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