Should I Just Have a Fat High?

Avocadonkey Associates presents a serious inquiry into the age-old question:

You know, just having a fat high might not be so bad.

Pros:

• It's a great excuse to eat more guacamole.
• Cannabis-fueled productivity is a thing.
• It might just be the key to world peace.

Cons:

• Your pants might get a little tighter.
• Cops might get involved.
• You might start to think you're a ninja.

So, should you just have a fat high?

Maybe it's worth it?

Don't do it, no.