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Decisive Genie's Ultimate Guide to Love

Are you tired of swiping, swiping, swiping? Sick of ghosting, breadcrumbing, and benching?

Do you want to find real love, or at least a decent Tinder match?

We've got just the thing for you! Our Genie has distilled the art of love into 5 easy steps:

  1. Be confident, but not too cocky.
  2. Don't be a serial dater, or worse, a serial ghoster.
  3. Learn to cook something besides ramen noodles.
  4. Know the difference between a booty call and a real call.
  5. Avoid talking to your ex, unless it's a therapist.

And remember, true love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's not that bad.

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