Wish Fulfillment Made Easy (or is it?)
We're not just any Genie Shop. We're the Decisive Genie Shop. Because, let's be real, who needs subtlety in their life?
Instant Regret
This Genie will grant you a single moment of clarity, but at the cost of a thousand subsequent years of regret. Worth it?
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This Genie will give you a 50% off coupon for that thing you've been meaning to buy but haven't gotten around to yet. You're welcome.
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This Genie will make you the most sarcastic person in the room. For better or worse.
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