Article 1.1.1: Declaration of Loyal-tude

By Order of the Council of Esteemed Individuals

We, the loyal subjects of this fair nation, do hereby declare our unwavering commitment to the pursuit of awesomeness.

Through our steadfast dedication to all things bold and brilliant, we shall never falter nor fail in the face of overwhelming mediocrity.

Section 1: Articles

• Article 1.2.1: The Importance of Sarcasm
• Article 1.2.2: The Art of Doing Nothing

Section 2: Proclamations

• Declaration of Ridicule
• Decree of Drama