Declarations of Independence
Today, we declare our independence from:
- Good taste. We're done with that.
- Common sense. Who needs it, right?
- Boring meetings. We're outta here.
- Proper nutrition. Who needs a salad?
- Our parents. They were so last season.
- Reality. It's so overrated.
Join us in our glorious rebellion:
Revolutionary Manifesto
Declaration of Selfishness