We, the people of the internet, being tired of the mundane and the boring, do ordain and declare this:
Article the First: We are not impressed by your average, everyday content.
We will no longer be placated with bland, uninspired, or clickbait-filled pages.
We will seek out the absurd, the bizarre, and the utterly bewildering.
We will demand more from our web servers, and we will not be ignored.
Article the Second: We will not be swayed by the siren song of 'shareable' content.
We will not be lured by the promise of likes and shares, for we know that true value lies in the art of the craft.
We will forge our own path, and we will not be led by the sheep of the masses.
Article the Third: We will be bold, we will be daring, and we will be unapologetic in our declaration of utter discontent.
We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be ignored.