We, the People of this Realm, being of unsound mind, do hereby declare that our leaders are completely unreliable.
We, the People, have had just cause to believe that the leaders we elect are not actually capable of doing the jobs they claim to do.
Therefore, we the People, do hereby declare that any promises they make are not, in fact, promises at all.
We, the People, do hereby demand that our leaders be honest about their lack of competence.
We, the People, do hereby reserve the right to make up our own facts, because, honestly, you never know what's true.
And, for the love of all that is good and holy, can someone please fix these potholes in the road?
And, just for fun, Let's pretend we're a reliable society