Decluttering 101: Because Adulting is Hard

Step 1: Throw away all the things you don't use. Like, literally, just throw them. In the dumpster. Behind your house. In the alley. Where the raccoons live. Don't look at them, just go.

But wait, there's more!

Substep 1: Sort things into neat little piles. Like, really neat. Like, you-just-graduated-from-college-with-a-degree-in-Interior-Design neat. Don't get distracted by the dust bunnies.

Still, there's more!

Subsubstep 1: Label each pile with a sharpie. In a color that contrasts with the background. So you can see it, duh. Don't label the dust bunnies, though. They'll just get all upset.

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