Are you tired of living in a world where every new innovation is just a new opportunity to buy more stuff? Do you yearn for a simpler, less-cluttered existence? Look no further than Decluttering the Future!
Today's tip: Get rid of that unnecessary hoverboard. It's 2022, and we've got autonomous vacuum cleaners that can navigate your floors with ease. You don't need that hoverboard taking up space in your closet.