2022-01-01

Today's Special: Time-traveling To-Do Lists

Yesterday's To-Don'ts:

• Buy 10 more hoverbikes
• Invent a robot butler for your grandma
• Learn to play the harmonica with your feet

Tomorrow's To-Don'ts:

• Invest in a time-share for the moon
• Develop a sentient AI that hates Mondays
• Build a robot that can make decent omelettes