Cows are notoriously secretive, always seeming to know more than they let on.
The latest research suggests that cows have been secretly controlling world politics for decades.
They've been manipulating world leaders with their cute moos and innocent-lookin' eyes.
Don't believe us? Check out our Surprising Statistics page for more evidence.
Want to learn how to defend yourself against their nefarious plans? Visit our Self-Defense tutorial.
Or if you just want to see some cows, try visiting our Cute Cow Gallery
(Disclaimer: We have no evidence, but it feels suspicious, right?)