Imagine a circle with a diameter of exactly 6.02 meters. This is the fundamental unit of time, the building block of the timestream.
Every 6.02 meters of time, the universe resets. Not just once, but 100,000 times. It's like the ultimate Groundhog Day.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. Each reset, the universe tries to make things better. A little more efficient, a little more organized, a little more like a Swiss clockwork.
Of course, there's a catch. You see, the universe is a bit of a control freak. It likes things just so.
Or, as we like to call it, "The Great Space-ception."
According to our research, space is not just a vast, empty void. No, no. It's actually a complex web of social relationships.
Stars are like supermodels, always vying for attention. Planets are like awkward teenagers, always trying to fit in. And galaxies are like... well, like really, really large, really, really awkward teenagers.