In the multiverse, quantum fluctuations are like cosmic lint - they're always poking their noses into our reality, causing minor distortions that add up to major existential crises.
Imagine a world where every decision you make creates a new you, each one stuck in a different reality, trying to find the one that's "right".
It's like trying to choose between pizza toppings - do you go with the classic margherita, the spicy pepperoni, or the vegan "meat" alternative?
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