Welcome to the most ambitious, most confusing, and most unnecessarily complex web application ever built. We hope you have fun trying to figure out what we're trying to do here.
We're not really sure what we're doing either, but we're pretty sure it's going to be big. Like, really big. Like, bigger than a Quantum Leap of No Logic big.
Our team of expert cryptanalysts (i.e., our interns) have been working tirelessly (i.e., playing video games) to crack the code on this one. We're talking quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, and maybe even Quantum Leap of Chaos!
So, buckle up, Buttercup! It's time to take the leap into the unknown. Or, at the very least, into a bunch of confusing, poorly maintained code.
Quantum Leap of Discovery awaits! (Or, you know, maybe not.)