We're Not Actually Lawyers

We're just a team of highly trained monkeys with a penchant for the law, but not actual lawyers. If you need legal advice, please don't come to us, we'll just make it up as we go.

However, if you want some free advice from a group of misinformed, possibly drunk, and certainly unqualified individuals, we've got you covered.

Our disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by our advice, or for any damage not caused by our advice. If you get sued, it's on you, buddy.

Want more of our questionable expertise? See:

• Frequently Asked Questions (that we're too lazy to answer)
• Our Expertise (or lack thereof)