This website is a shrine to the almighty dollar sign.
Or is it?
We are currently experiencing a monochromatic emergency. All color has been drained from the system.
Our engineers are working tirelessly to rectify this situation.
Learn more about our colorless crisis See a monochromatic image gallery Read a monochromatic joke archive Join our monochromatic support groupOur engineers are getting closer to finding the source of the monochromatic malfunction.
However, the situation is still grim.
But don't worry, it's not all badWe've found the source of the problem: a lone, rogue pixel.
We're working on containing it.
And there's still a chance for recoveryWe've decided to just give up and go monochromatic.
We're embracing the void.
Join us in our monochromatic despair