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Neon Spike's String Theory

Welcome to the definitive guide on string theory. Because, you know, everything is a string.

Here, you can find the most absurd, the most bewildering, and the most utterly useless information on string theory.

Or, you can just browse through our sonder strings, because, why not?

Our team of expert string theorists (read: guys who've read one book on the subject) will guide you through the labyrinthine world of string theory.

From the strings-as-quantum-entanglement, to the stringy-superpositions, we've got you covered.

But be warned: once you enter this rabbit hole, there's no turning back.

Or, you know, you could just buy our merch and call it a day.

We've got string-themed t-shirts, string-themed mugs, string-themed socks, and string-themed string-themed keychains. You know, for the string enthusiast in your life.