Our Services: Where the mundane meets the absurd

Our services include:

We offer a wide range of services that will make your life interesting, or at least slightly more tolerable. Choose from:

• Overly-Optimistic Consulting
• Mind Ninjas for hire: because who needs actual ninjas?
• Intergalactic Squirrel Sitting: because you know someone's got to keep the squirrels in line.
• Robotic Receptionists: because human receptionists are overrated.
• Underwater Basket Weaving: for that unique conversation piece.

We're not just any ordinary services. We're the ones that'll make you question your life choices.

Visit us at About Us to learn more about our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals.