Welcome to Our Shop, where the wondrous and the bizarre coexist in perfect harmony! Come for the weird trinkets, stay for the existential crisis.
Because the universe is vast and uncaring, but you, on the other hand, care about having the right footgear for your next intergalactic adventure.
Learn MoreThis toaster will toast your bread, but also question the nature of reality and the fabric of space-time. Side effects may include: toaster- induced existential dread and/or spontaneous combustion.
Learn MoreTurn back the clock and relive the memories you've forgotten. Or, you know, just use it to avoid your in-laws' dinner party.
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