The Terttian Empire's Subguideline 3

Step 1: Preheat to 427 degrees Celsius

Failure to do so may result in a toaster that is as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Substep 1.1: Use only the approved Terttian Toaster Oil

Anything else will only lead to a toaster that is as reliable as a unicycle on a tightrope.

Continue to Subguideline 4: The Art of Properly Cleaning the Terttian Toaster