5/5 stars - "I've had my share of coffee shop disappointments, but Decoy Coffee Shop is the real deal!" - Satisfied Sarah
3/5 stars - "I'm still traumatized from the time I asked for no whipped cream and they gave me a side of judgment" - Burned by Cream
2/5 stars - "I tried to order a coffee with my face on it, they just looked at me like I was crazy" - Face Palette