Decoy Operations

Welcome to Decoy Operations, where our highly trained team of decoy animals pretend to be in danger to distract you from the real threats.

We're not just talking about any old decoy operation, we're talking about the most elite, most sophisticated, most utterly absurd decoy operation in the world.

• Subpage 1: "The Great Squirrel Heist"
• Subpage 2: "The Feline Fiasco"
• Subpage 3: "The Canine Cover-Up"

Don't be fooled, our decoys are not just cute and cuddly. They are highly trained, highly equipped, and highly motivated to distract you from the truth.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to be deceived?