We, the Decree 1 Committee, are a coalition of experts in the field of utterly ridiculous requests, gathered together to tackle the toughest, most preposterous, and downright absurd petitions from the general populace.
Our mission is to create a better, more bewildering world, one decree at a time.
Stay tuned for updates on our latest and greatest decrees, and remember: we're not just a committee, we're a Decree 1 kind of people!