By decree of the Supreme Ruler of the Land of Confusion, all citizens are required to follow these rules for the betterment of our great nation.
Thou shalt not be swayed by the whims of thy neighbor's cat, nor shalt thou be tempted by the siren call of the snack cabinet.
Thou shalt focus on the task at hand, and not be swayed by the promise of a mid-morning nap.
Thou shalt not waste thy precious hours playing video games, nor shalt thou indulge in the frivolous pursuit of binge-watching cat videos.
Thou shalt work with purpose and diligence, and not be found slacking off in the break room with thy colleagues.
Thou shalt not speak without knowing, nor shalt thou be found spreading falsehoods and half-truths throughout the land.
Thou shalt seek knowledge and wisdom, and not be swayed by the opinions of the unlearned.