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Decree 1: Penalty for Excessive Binge-Watching
Decree 1: Penalty for Excessive Binge-Watching
By order of the Supreme Binge-Watcher, all citizens are hereby notified that excessive binge-watching will no longer be tolerated.
Any individual caught binge-watching for more than 48 consecutive hours will be subject to:
- Immediate removal from social media for a period of no less than 30 days.
- Confiscation of all remotes and streaming devices for a period of no less than 14 days.
- Forced enrollment in a mandatory "Take a Walk" program.
Failure to comply will result in further penalties, including but not limited to:
- Mandatory attendance at a reeducation seminar.
- Assignment of a "Binge-Watcher's Anonymous" sponsor.
- Revocation of all streaming privileges.
We are watching, and we are not amused.