The Council of Unconventional Visionaries: Decree 1

By the powers vested in us, we, the Council of Unconventional Visionaries, do hereby declare:

National Pancake Day to be observed annually on the third Tuesday of every March. All citizens are expected to participate in the following manner:

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Signed,
The Council of Unconventional Visionaries

Decree 2: Mandatory Participation in Extreme Ironing