The Unrelenting Futility of Bureaucratic Form 1

Section 10, Form 1: The part where you sign away your rights and freedoms for the sake of getting a decent cup of coffee.

You are now being asked to confirm that you have read and understood the following:

Article 1: I have not been coerced or forced to sign this form in any way, shape, or form.

Article 2: I am fully aware that signing this form will result in the automatic transfer of my soul to the Bureaucratic Realm, where I will be subjected toประก an eternity of paperwork and red tape.

Article 3: I have read and understood that the Bureaucratic Realm is not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by the excessive use of buzzwords like "synergy" and "disrupt."

Please sign below to indicate your consent:

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