Decree 1, Section 20, Subpage 1-2: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Crocheting

A Guide for the Perilously Patient and the Dangerously Adventurous

Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a strong stomach), Crochet Enthusiasts

Are you prepared to push the limits of yarn, hook, and sanity? Do you dare to attempt the impossible? Look no further, for we have the most perilous, the most treacherous, the most utterly bewildering crochet patterns the world has ever seen!

Click here for our infamous 'Crochet-a-licious Chaos' tutorial, where the very walls of reality will seem to melt away.

Here is a list of our most notorious 'Crochet-a-Tron 3000's, the most fearsome crochet robots in the galaxy.