Decree 1: The Official Guide to Not Being a Bureaucrat

Subsection 1: The Art of Not Caring About Rules

By the powers vested in us, we decree that the only rules that matter are the ones we make up as we go along.

Section 1: The Unwritten Rules of Not Writing Down Rules

• Don't bother writing anything down, it's just going to get lost in the couch cushions.
• If it's not on a napkin, it doesn't count.

For more on the Unwritten Rules, see:

• The Secret to Remembering Everything with Your Eyes Closed
• The Ancient Art of Forgetting Everything with a Clear Conscience