Pecking Order 101: The Art of Dominating the Chicken Run
Step 1: Establish dominance through loud, obnoxious crowing.
Step 2: Assert your position by standing tall, flapping your wings.
Step 3: Engage in fierce, aggressive pecking at the competition.
Step 4: Protect your territory with a stern, unyielding stare.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum, until you rule the roost.
Remember, in the world of pecking order, only the strongest survive.