PIZZA PARTY AGENDA

6:00 PM - Doors Open, Sanity Leave

Welcome, fellow citizens of the underground bunker! Tonight's pizza party promises to be a night to remember (or not, depending on how many slices you eat). Please arrive with an empty stomach and a willingness to laugh, cry, and possibly make poor life choices.

6:30 PM - Pizza Toppings Tussle

Join us as we debate the age-old question: pineapple as a topping, yes or no? Don't worry, we won't make you choose. Or will we?

8:00 PM - Pizza Eating Contest

Who among us is the true champion of pizza consumption? Join us to find out, as we pit our contestants against each other in a battle of stomachs and dignity.

10:00 PM - Karaoke Karaoke

Leave your inhibitions behind and sing your heart out to the tunes of the 80s! Don't worry, we won't judge (much).

Need a drink?